The Pilot Uniform T-Shirt

Move over fake tuxedo, because The Pilot Uniform T-Shirt is here!
Heavyweight, 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Screen printed in the USA with the highest quality inks.
Features Captain's Epaulets on shoulders, Tie, Wings, Two Breast Pockets, Pen, and Aviator Sunglasses.
Epaulets and Wings are printed with metallic gold ink for added realism.
Available in sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Also available in youth sizes
For Commercial Pilots:
Running late with no time to put on your uniform? Don't like itchy dress shirts? Still a First Officer? Want to brag to everyone at the gym about what you do for a living but without having to actually talk to strangers? Furloughed but still crave the respect you deserve? - We got you covered.

For Student Pilots:
Does your school require you to wear a uniform? Have you always considered yourself the class clown? Are you tired of school and ready for the left seat already? - This shirt is for you.

For Everyone:
So you want to fly but your parent's won't take you seriously? Is it the day before Halloween and you still don't have a costume? Are you searching for a unique gift for the aviation enthusiast in your life? - Look no further.